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	<title>Comments on: Top ten funny things kids say</title>
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		<title>By: Head Jammer</title>
		<link>http://thedadjam.com/toddler/top-ten-funny-things-kids-say/comment-page-1/#comment-1827</link>
		<dc:creator>Head Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@lauren: lol!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@lauren: lol!</p>
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		<title>By: lauren major</title>
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		<dc:creator>lauren major</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my little girl wanted a turtle or bike and i said no so she said, &quot;well turtles and bikes are like the same thing!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my little girl wanted a turtle or bike and i said no so she said, &#8220;well turtles and bikes are like the same thing!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Head Jammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Head Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 04:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad we could make you laugh Kelly!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad we could make you laugh Kelly!</p>
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		<title>By: kelly nolaughnolot</title>
		<link>http://thedadjam.com/toddler/top-ten-funny-things-kids-say/comment-page-1/#comment-1798</link>
		<dc:creator>kelly nolaughnolot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi  really laughed and im serous i hardly laugh but i really laughed this time so i just wanna say thank you for finnaly making me crack a smile :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi  really laughed and im serous i hardly laugh but i really laughed this time so i just wanna say thank you for finnaly making me crack a smile <img src='http://thedadjam.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Head Jammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Head Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 06:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for contributing that Marilyn... great one!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for contributing that Marilyn&#8230; great one!!</p>
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		<title>By: Marilyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marilyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 16:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When my son was three he came into our bedroom in the middle of the night and said he wanted to sleep with us he was terrifed. I tried to comfort him and told him God was with him and watched over him during the night. He got real close to me and narrowed his eyes and said, &quot;Mom let dad sleep in my room with God I need someone with skin&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When my son was three he came into our bedroom in the middle of the night and said he wanted to sleep with us he was terrifed. I tried to comfort him and told him God was with him and watched over him during the night. He got real close to me and narrowed his eyes and said, &#8220;Mom let dad sleep in my room with God I need someone with skin&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: I Think It Was My Turn &#124; Shelley&#039;s Sagacious Slants</title>
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		<dc:creator>I Think It Was My Turn &#124; Shelley&#039;s Sagacious Slants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Generally that extra bit of memorable humor is a result of some kind of verbal spewage.  The cutest of course comes from little kids, who say random comments similar to these quotes that I pulled off of TheDadJam.com. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Generally that extra bit of memorable humor is a result of some kind of verbal spewage.  The cutest of course comes from little kids, who say random comments similar to these quotes that I pulled off of TheDadJam.com. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Amber</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 02:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My husband was helping my daughter get her pajamas on after bathtime the other night and he kept putting her arm into the hole made for your head on her t-shirt. My husband told her it was the wrong hole and in a very sing song like voice.. she said, I knew that daddy... I was just checking to see if you knew!&quot; :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband was helping my daughter get her pajamas on after bathtime the other night and he kept putting her arm into the hole made for your head on her t-shirt. My husband told her it was the wrong hole and in a very sing song like voice.. she said, I knew that daddy&#8230; I was just checking to see if you knew!&#8221; <img src='http://thedadjam.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Head Jammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Head Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks Jennifer, I am glad you enjoyed it. Kids are so great with the things they say, just no-holds-barred innocence and wonder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Jennifer, I am glad you enjoyed it. Kids are so great with the things they say, just no-holds-barred innocence and wonder.</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer Smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennifer Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kids are certainly very wonderful! I really had a good laugh on this.. kids are crazy in some way huh? but in a good way! thank you so much for sharing this post.. it really made my day..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kids are certainly very wonderful! I really had a good laugh on this.. kids are crazy in some way huh? but in a good way! thank you so much for sharing this post.. it really made my day..<br />
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