Hey all,
Just a quick post for today because I gotta get to bed soon for whatever highly valuable moments of sleep I can smidgen together.
I was changing my 10 day old daughter’s diaper today and was amazed at the speed, force and distance achieved by her projectile poo-poos.
She had the perfect timing…managing to do it right when I put my guard down and wasn’t covering her up with anything. So of course, poo went flying everywhere. Luckily I was wise enough and had laid her on a very large towel.
So to all you soon-to-be dads, take heed to my story and always make sure to be on the look-out for those projectile poos!
Please join the jam and tell me this has happened to you too?!?!

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